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What Else Could Devastate Seattle?

By now, everyone in the Pacific Northwest has read the New Yorker piece on the impending earthquake that will undoubtedly devastate Seattle. But that’s only one of the several elements, natural and otherwise, that could spell doom for America’s most caffeinated city.

For those who haven’t already loaded their U-Hauls and headed towards the few other cities where they might feel comfortable (Cropp River, New Zealand; Tutendo, Colombia; Portland; or Portland), here are few other things as likely to doom Seattle as the really big one.

  1. You know those beautiful mountains in the distance? They’re volcanos

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