Verizon Call Center Woman: Hmm… Pell… I recognize your name from college.

Me: Oh yeah. Pell Grants. That’s a different Pell.

Woman: Too Bad.

Me: Not Really. He’s dead.

Woman: Well so is my grandmother.

Me: …

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