Ten quick thoughts following America’s first Olympic Curling Gold
- One can watch every Olympic Curling match for a fortnight and still not fully understand what one is watching.
- Most Olympic athletes represent their country. The person who yells at the people with the brooms in Curling represents all humans.
- A thought that occurred to me around the 6th or 7th End: It’s incredible that Curling is popular in states where pot isn’t legal.
- Millions of men just went from having a porn-stache to having a curler-stache.
- Curling would be better if the opposing team got to deliver one body cheque.
- Trump can finally point to a non-imaginary presidential achievement: He built a Curling powerhouse.
- It’s four years until the next round of Olympic Curling. And, somewhat shockingly, that hurts.
- The TV/Movie rights for this version of the miracle on ice are going to be so expensive it will give new meaning to Netflix and Chill.
- People who never leave the couch debating whether or not Curler’s are participating in a real sport represents America in its purest form.
- Enough with the bots and trolls. This is the way social media trending is supposed to fucking look.
