Things DJ Khaled yelled at me while I was writing this essay.

DJ Khaaaaaled!!!

DJ Khaaaaaled!!!

DJ Khaaaaaled!!!

Anotha One

(Me: “That’s really not nec…”)

DJ Khaaaaaled!!!

Key Alert

Special Key Alert

(“Dude, which key?”)

Comma!!!

You need a Comma

Comma!

You need a Comma

(“But I’ve included all possible commas, including the Oxford comma?”)

Anotha One!!

Anotha One!!

(“I now have a sentence with two adjacent commas — will that make you stop saying, ‘anotha one’?”)

DJ Khaaaaaled!!!