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Five Things I Was Surprised to Hear Myself Say While Training Our New Kitten

  1. When you purr like that, it means you’re having fun.
  2. The always landing on your feet thing is an urban myth. Now you know.
  3. It’s called a phone vibration. And I know, believe me, I know…
  4. It’s nice to come when you’re called. But don’t come when one of us yells out Toxoplasma.
  5. That’s your own tail, dude.

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