Five Things I Was Surprised to Hear Myself Say While Training Our New Kitten
- When you purr like that, it means you’re having fun.
- The always landing on your feet thing is an urban myth. Now you know.
- It’s called a phone vibration. And I know, believe me, I know…
- It’s nice to come when you’re called. But don’t come when one of us yells out Toxoplasma.
- That’s your own tail, dude.