Band Names for Aging Rockers

Dave Pell
1 min readSep 29, 2014

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Titanium Hipsters

Counting Crows Feet

R.E.Member?

Nocturia

Bulging Disco

Nine Inch Toenails

Jay Zzzzz

Panic at the Bingo

Motorheadache

E.D. Zeppelin

Gerd

Tom Petty and the Pacemakers

Walk DMC

Low T

Hair Supply

Alabama Shakes

Minivan Morrison

Psyllium Husker Du

Boys to Meniscus

Meatloaf (Again)

The Stroke

The Knee Replacements

The Early Birds

Prune

Florence & The Oxygen Machine

Midnight Oy

R.I.C.E.

The Dead

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Dave Pell
Dave Pell

Written by Dave Pell

I write NextDraft, a quick and entertaining look at the day’s most fascinating news.

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