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A Few End of the Curse Words

  1. Why was everyone so stressed? The Cubs do this every 108 years like clockwork.
  2. Updated List of Top Three Jews Ever: Moses, Theo Epstein, Jesus.
  3. You know it’s a tough night when your team is playing in Game 7 of the World Series and the best celebrity you can pull is Charlie Sheen.
  4. Right now, Kellyanne Conway is on ESPN saying the game is still tied.
  5. If the Washington Generals hire Theo Epstein, the Globetrotters are toast.
  6. At least for tonight, Cleveland fans feel about Bill Murray the way Democrats felt about Clint Eastwood when he was talking to that chair.
  7. A thought: Maybe for the Cubs to win, the headphone jack had to go?
  8. If the game had gone a few more innings, we would have all been up late enough to watch Trump tweet in real time.
  9. When the game was tied up, Twitter finally figured out its business model. They should sell Xanax.
  10. Ten innings, twenty-four hits, fifteen runs. Now you know why they call Ohio a swing state.
  11. The Cubs Won. But the Curse is not over….

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