You Talk Too Much

Hush. Shush. Give it a rest. Put a cork in it. Dummy up. Don’t speak. Shut your trap. Pipe down. Can it. Hold your tongue. Keep mum. Put a sock in it. Button your lip. Stop speaking. Take the fifth. Cut the chatter. In short, STFU…


Back to where it all began.

Get back, get back, get back to where you once belonged. But before you go, be sure to pack sunscreen and a plenty of water. It turns out that the cradle of civilization is barely habitable. WaPo takes you back where civilization emerged between…


On Facebook’s New Name

Once, when I was at Beyonce concert, she was hoisted from the main stage and placed on a round platform in the middle of the crowd where she performed the song, Say My Name. At one point, she paused, held the microphone towards a guy pressed…


College Coach Firings are Today’s top story from NextDraft

Washington State football coach Nick Rolovich was having a pretty decent season by Washington State football standards (a very good season by my Cal Bears standards), but he and four of his assistant coaches just got fired for refusing to get…


Today’s top story from NextDraft

Can you learn to be a master at something by getting advice from a master? In some ways, that’s the promise of the increasingly popular Masterclass, where folks who are great at things share some of their pro tips. It’s like Cameo for A-listers. “Wayne…


Today’s top story from NextDraft

British R&B band Soul II Soul partly foreshadowed this moment with their lyric, Back to life, back to reality…However do you want me, however do you need me. But as we emerge from the pandemic, fewer employees are waiting around to see how their employers…


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The top story from NextDraft on Oct 14, 2021

It’s pretty bad when you’re vaccinated, everyone you love is vaccinated, and you know full well how important Covid vaccinations are, but you still keep cravenly pretending mandates and other efforts to get past this pandemic are attacks on freedom and…


Lead Story for NextDraft, Oct 13, 2021.

The chip shortage has slowed everything down, but the electric cars are coming. Nearly all of the big carmakers are on board and the shift to electric has led to several new carmakers entering the fray. The big question is how our electric grids will handle the additional load when they often fail to handle the current one. “America’s electric grid will be sorely challenged by the need to deliver clean power to those cars. Today, though, it barely functions in times of ordinary stress, and fails altogether too often for comfort, as widespread blackouts in California, Texas, Louisiana and elsewhere have shown.” WaPo (Gift Article for ND Readers): Plug-in cars are the future. The grid isn’t ready.

Read the rest of the day’s news at NextDraft…


Jon Gruden’s Out Pattern

NextDraft’s Top Story, October 12, 2021

Things in the NFL seem to come in threes. Offense, Defense, and Special Teams. Punt, Pass, and Kick. And in the case of Jon Gruden’s rapid exit from the Raiders, Racism, Homophobia, and Misogyny (one assumes he was saving antisemitism…


Voting restrictions oughta be a felony…

NextDraft’s Top Story, October 8, 2021

After the Civil War, a lot of states passed laws that banned those from being convicted of a felony from ever voting again. You’re smart enough to guess why. Most states changed those laws as we became a…

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